Jeez…with the number of traditionally pubbed books springing from the cast of the Jersey Shore you’d think they were Dorothy Parker and the Algonquin Round Table.

Last month we had Snooki’s A Shore Thing (in November and published by Gotham) there was Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore).

Today we have the release (by William Morrow, no less) of The Rules According to JWOWW by Jenni (with an i!) Farley.

All together now: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT A VANITY BOOK!